Living Saints
While God does not believe in hierarchy, and she does love all creatures, old and young, human and not, Earthly and otherwise, there are some people of the human species who God has chosen to speak Her Word during their time here on Earth. The Saints on this page are still living on Earth. Be sure to also see the list of Saints living in Heaven.
This list will take some time to compile, so please return to see future additions. Also, you may notice that the Saints listed below are mostly women. Whilst, there are some male Saints, God thinks it important to let her people know about the female Saints first, since they have historically been ignored throughout the History of Time on Earth, by the men writing the religious texts.
(Update: Some token male Saints have been added! They are listed below the female Saints.)
Some of the Saints still living are:
- Merlin Stone, author of the Divine book, When God Was a Woman, in which she extensively researched the history of societies that believed God (formerly known as Goddess - a term God deems to be patronizing) was female. Unfortunately Stone did not realize that God still is female, but she has been forgiven.
- Ani Difranco: The Little Folksinger is a staple of the Third Wave of feminism, an amazing guitar player, a poet, a righteous babe, and a defender of human rights. God holds a special place in Her heart for Ms. Difranco and all Ani admirers.God's messenger, Jennifer, has seen Ani in concert three times. This was part of her training for becoming the Lord's Servant.
- Kathy Griffin: Comedian extraordinaire, loved by gays the world over, and seriously funny, Kathy makes God laugh and for this, she was chosen for sainthood.
- Alice Walker author, womanist/feminist, speaker and intellectual genius, Walker's words spread the true Word of the feminist, lesbian God. God's Messenger, Jennifer, saw her speak at a fundraiser for the women's antiwar activist group that Jennifer was part of, Code Pink, in Washington D.C. in 2003 and was inspired.
- Rebecca Walker, co-founder of the Third Wave Foundation and feminist author; daughter of Alice Walker
- Angela Davis activist, revolutionary, author, former member of the Black Panther party, feminist who paved the road for women in many respects in the U.S.,Davis has been a saint since the 1970's. She writes the Word of God.
- Gloria Steinem legendary, earth-moving, history-making, world renown feminist author, speaker, and founder of Ms. Magazine and the Ms. Foundation for Women, this Saint earned her title in the 1970's and continues to impress God today. God's messenger, Jennifer, has an autographed copy of one of her books from a panel discussion where she saw Steinem speak in 2008. She also saw Steinem speak at the Feminist Majority Foundation conference for women in Baltimore, MD in 2000.
- Amy Richards and Jennifer Baumgardner Third-wave feminist authors of Manifesta and Grassroots, two of the most recent and influential books on feminist consciousness, and speakers who travel the U.S., these are two of the youngest Saints. God's Messenger, Jennifer, has a book autographed by both of them when she saw them speak in 2008.
- Melissa Etheridge God loved the radio in the 1990's, because of Melissa's voice, marking the airwaves as one of the first out lesbians with a mainstream music career in the U.S.
- Jackie Warner Gym owner and reality TV star. God thinks she's hot, and also entertaining, though God, Herself, does not exercise.
- Janeane Garafolo Comedian and actress, with a cynical, feminist bent, she is highly treasured by God, even though the guys on Saturday Night Live, unfortunately, did not appreciate her Greatness.
- Rosie O'Donnell for her efforts to promote equality for gay people (though God really took issue with her sickening adoration of Tom Cruise; God does forgive).
- Adrienne Rich esteemed poet, and feminist, this Saint made literary waves in the United States and around the world with her prolific words, and she is now a highly regarded member of the American literary canon.
- Nancy Pelosi is the first female Speaker of the House of Representatives in the United States. Whilst the Lord is actually an anarchist (with some socialist beliefs), and is therefore hesitant to grant Sainthood to politicians, she feels Pelosi has earned her place among the Sainted
- Darr Williams has been making the rounds of the folk music circuit for some years now. She is one of the few, well-known feminist singer-songwriters who God listens to regularly.
- Robin Morgan feminist author of women's rights classics like Sisterhood is Powerful, Sisterhood is Forever and Sisterhood is Global, as well as Fighting Words: A Toolkit for Combating the Religious Right, Morgan was once the editor of Ms. Magazine.
- Barbara Lee was the only Representative in the Congress to vote against starting a war on Iraq some years ago
- Granny D. at the age of 90 she walked across the United States to rally for campaign finance reform, and to stop the influence of corporate money in political campaigns. She speaks God's words of social justice, equality, and peace.
- Katha Pollitt liberal, feminist politically wise author of several books and columnist for The Nation Magazine, her writing is the Word of God.
- Naomi Klein author of No Logo, a book on globalization and the anti-globalization movement, and Shock Doctrine: The Rise of Disaster Capitalism, she has been educating the earth with Words from God for several years
- Jean Kilbourne filmmaker, author, and public speaker, she has been raising awareness about the objectification of women's bodies in advertising for years with such films as Killing Us Softly, God's Messenger, Jennifer, saw her speak at a college in 1999 and was inspired.
- Daria iconic figure of teenage cynicism and feminism, loved by Gen-Xers the world over, this former star of an MTV cartoon show made God laugh many times. Of course, the capitalist TV network did not value her as much as God does, so though Sainted, she is no longer on the air as far as we know.
- Margaret Cho comedian, feminist and a woman loved by gays around the world, Korean American Cho was chosen for Sainthood under the recommendation of Saint Dorothy Parker (who shall be discussed further on the future page of Saints Residing in Heaven).
- Barbara Ehrenreich author of Nickle and Dimed, Bait and Switch, This Land is Their Land, and other excellent books, she raises important issues of social consciousness and spreads the Word of the Lord
- Marge Piercy author of numerous books of feminist poetry, such as The Moon is Always Female, she is one of the few poets to gain great acclaim while still being alive, and she writes the Words of God. (God-lovers at the Unitarian Universalist Church also print her words in their religious text. This is one of the reasons God approves of their religion, unlike most other religions on earth.)
- Sonia Sanchez African American, feminist, activist poet and educator who writes the Words of God
- Joy Harjo feminist, Native American poet who sometimes writes the Words of God
- Nikki Giovanni African American, feminist poet and professor who writes the Words of God
- Susan Sarandon feminist actress and one of the stars of God's beloved movie, Thelma and Louise
- Oprah who made $275 last year and is one of the wealthiest people on earth, having become famous for her TV show which appeals largely to yuppie soccer moms, has impressed God with her entrepreneurial skills.
- Hillary Clinton who should have been elected the first female president of the United States, but because God has given humans free will, and sometimes that means they do things that are not righteous, she is now the possible future Vice President, if God's Will prevails.
- Jane Goodall scientist, researcher, author, speaker and advocate for chimpanzees, Jane increased the public's understanding of evolution through her work, which God, who started evolution, appreciates. as God wants people to understand that, yes, indeed, we come from monkey origins.
- Lili Taylor, actress in many independent films, in which plays interesting, strong women, including Valerie Solanas, author of the "Feminist Manifesto", in I Shot Andy Warhol
- Miriam Schneir author of numerous books on feminism and women's history, writer of God's Words
- Barbara Anello, webmaster for the Disabled Women's Network, Ontaria, which has one of the most comprehensive, feminist sites for women with disabilities on the web, and has been up for several years. The Lord loves activists!
- Marya Hornbacher author of the best book written on Anorexia Nervosa, Wasted, and Madness an acclaimed memoir on mental illness
- The Guerilla Girls anonymous artists and feminist activists that have raised hell on Earth for some years with eye-catching posters, and artwork
- Susan Griffin feminist sociologist, educator, author of A Chorus of Stones, Wrestling with the Angel of Democracy, and other books, in which, she writes the Words of God.She attended a speaking engagement with Alice Walker in 2003 at which Jennifer, the Prophet, was in attendance; it was a fundraiser for Code Pink
- Medea Benjamin feminist, environmentalist, political activist, author, and co-founder of Code Pink and Global Exchange
- Starhawk feminist and author on women's spirituality, the Goddess movement, peace, and paganism, she speaks the Word of God
- SARK feminist, socially conscious creative artist and promoter of the creative spirit, she is much loved by the Creator Herself
- Eleanor Smeal, feminist activist and president of the Feminist Majority Foundation
- Elissa Wall, author of Stolen Innocence, and the young woman who helped convict Warren Jeffs for forcing her to marry and have sex with her first cousin at the age of 14
- Carolyn Jessop, author of Escape, about her flee, with her children, from the fundamentalist Mormon cult known as the FLDS
- Phil Donahue, television star, news man and filmmaker of a new antiwar film
- Howard Zinn, historian, author, and advocate for social justice
- Noam Chomsky, author, linguist, philosopher, and political activist
- Michael Moore, documentary filmmaker, author, advocate for social change
- Elie Wiesel, author of Night and several other books, survivor of the Holocaust, and human rights activist
More Saints soon to come!
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About The Prophet, Jennifer Robinson:
Appointed as God's new Messenger on Earth in 2008, Ms. Robinson is a lifelong feminist who has had many role models, including all the Saints listed on this page, and has run the Feminist Resources for Women site since 1999. Having done extensive reading in feminism and women's studies, in preparation for her role in spreading the word about the True Feminist God and Saving the World from Patriarchy, she has been in training under God's watchful eye for many years.
While she is actually caucasian, and therefore guilty of being a recipient of white privilege, and unfortunately not a lesbian herself, she is a radical feminist, a supporter of LGBT rights and believes strongly in combatting racism, classism, ableism and other forms of intolerance and unrighteous hatred for God and the good of humonkind.
The Prophet has a chronic illness called Sjogren's Synrome, combined with Fibromyalgia, and has done disability advocacy.
The Prophet is looking for publishers. If you have connections to the publishing industry or media outlets, please contact her. God has texts to dictate through Her Messenger.
The Prophet is also available for speaking engagements for a nominal fee.
"The study of literature and poetry, both for its own sake and for the eternal ethical questions with which it deals, can now easily depose the scrutiny of sacred texts that have been found to be corrupt and confected."
-Christopher Hitchens, God is Not Great
"And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs and closed up the flesh instead thereof: And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man."
-Various authors, Genesis 2:21, The King James Bible
Ashtoreth, the despised "pagan diety of the Old Testament was (despite the efforts of Biblical scribes to disguise her identity by repeatedly using the masculine gender) actually Astarte -- the Great Goddess, as she was known in Canaan, The Near Eastern Queen of Heaven. Those heathen idol worshipers of the Bible had been praying to a woman God - elsewhere known as Innin, Inanna, Neen, Nut, Anat, Anahita, Istar, Isis, Au Set, Ishara, Ashenah, Ashtart, Attoret, Atter, and Hathor - the many-named Divine Ancestress".
-Merlin Stone, When God Was a Woman
